I went to bring Paine some orchids last night, but there was lots of yelling from the apartment next to hers so I left the flowers in front of her door and ran away. :x Yelling is bad. Very tragic, we don't like it. D: Did you get them, Paine? I hope you liked them~ I got you candies too but I got hungry on the way home... Cheer up, okay? ♥ :D

The singing on that Arcanum Idol thing is okay, but my soap operas are better. :/ And the news~!

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm getting a little exhausted explaining this over and over... So! For everyone in my class who doesn't understand..

Men have Tabs

Women have Slots.

Tabs go into slots. And sometimes there are babies. Don't go looking for any tabs or slots if you're not an adult, because yours isn't fully developed yet and it's... it's bad! :0 Yeah.

Sometimes slots like slots and tabs like tabs, but you shouldn't hear about that from me. :x

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I still feel really bad for what happened to Ranulf. D: I didn't mean to do that... very tragic. D: I should get him an apology gift but I dunno what. T_T


And hey I think I have a headache~ :D

Sora met SIMBA! I want to meet Simba too! ;_;

But... Ranulf is so much neater... and smexy, mwoar~ I should go meet him instead! :D

Baralai is smexy, too. I had so much fun on our date~

And thank you for helping me learn how to cook fish, Hayner! :D It tastes much better now. ♥

I haven't heard from Fayt at all.. Maybe I should fly to the Tree-place and visit him. ;_;



I haven't eaten since I came here... I need to soon. I'm losing energy. ;_;

Bleh. The fish doesn't taste good when I cook it. D: It's all black and crunchy and I burned my tongue and my hands and my clothes and. Does anyone want to kiss it better for me? :D


Faaaaayt, you never came over to visit me.

I am teaching again~ Some of my students missed me and gave me kisses and candies. <3 I love my students~!

Speaking of Sex-ed, are you having some sort of trouble, Sora? :o


Apparently I have to cook my food before I eat it. I'm too lazy for that! ;_;

Oh oh.. When I come home, one of the apartments downstairs always smells like yummy things. :0

I never want a tummy ache ever again. D:

It was tragic.

Since telling Sora what sexual maturity is, I've decided to take a different approach to my class~ I should teach the very basics first. Otherwise they won't understand anything~

Fayt said they don't have any brothels here! How tragic.. ;^; All they have is a love hotel that he works at and you have to bring someone with you. I should find someone to go with me~ :D I asked him but I don't think he wants to..

My stomach hurts. :/ The other teachers told me to go to the clinic but I don't want to~ I don't like doctors, they creep me out.

My students are so undereducated. :o As a first lesson, I had them all line up and let them kiss me~ I like this job~ <3

They gave me my own little apartment! :D It's not as nice as my rooms in Master Laharl's castle, but there's a TV! And this thing. The pretty blond demon said I could talk to other people on it, but I didn't know what he meant and when the window popped up, I typed in that I'd clean it later. So I guess "Will clean later" is my talky thing now~

I smell cookies. :o

This is not the castle. :o It looks too clean~

Oooo, Looks like I'm teaching sex ed. :o But who is Ed, and why does everyone want to sex him?